Author Archives: Expert
Get Up & Dance…
There is nothing more to add. Stand tall. Live. Dance.
Boy With Sand Boobs
Even at 7, little boys think boobs are funny. This one is my kid. He...
Who Dances in Public?
If you know me, you know I just adore Mr. Jon Bon Jovi. While I...
Who Needs a Doll When You Can Dress A Dog?
There is nothing better for a kid than having a pet you can actually play...
How To Make Marriage Work; Get off Your Ass and ASK For What You Want
“Marriage is hard!” I hear those words at least once a day from frustrated partners....
Why I Was Naked When I Met Stefan Gordy From LMFAO
After my massage at Trilogy Spa I wanted tea. There was a man sitting right...
You are Never Too Old to Learn Mac Computers
“An answering machine is stupid! If I’m not here to get the phone, they can...
Why 3 Year Olds Want Mom to Put Down IPad
My girlfriend has a 3 year old daughter. Who is a character and living proof...
Why I Teach My Kids to Make Coffee
It’s a rule. When it comes from the ground it has to be good right?...
How “Cool” Books Make Kids Read
It was only $5.99! A book and glasses?! My son brought it to me at...
The Grand Del Mar Resort in San Diego Review
The Grand Del Mar, is only 6 years old and one of San Diego’s premier...
How to Make Auntie Anne Pretzels At Home!
All you need is the Auntie Anne box…and BOOM! Say, “Hello” to having a...