Is that DAD with Mickey? Where is his phone now?

Who hates packing to fly on an airplane with children?   

Sqeezing huge tubes of sun tan lotion into teeny bottles, forcing my barely walking one year old to ‘carry on’ her own bag so I don’t have to pay that bag fee?  It’s not pretty. 

So when I heard the Disney Wonder moved to Long Beach, CA and I could get my whole family there without a secruity ‘pat down’ … was only a matter of time till we figured out a week to escape.