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“No” is a Good Reason?

My friend's son asked his Dad to take him paintballing. His Dad said, "No, can't,...

“Safest” City in America

You know it’s a safe beach city when you call the police at 2am about a dog...

Punishment Fit the Crime

My son came home with a detention for forgetting his book in another class. Okay,...

Church on Crutches

Limping into church on crutches to see my son’s preschool performance, I tripped and quietly said, “Oh...

Forget toys…get a Bag

Hundreds of dollars I spend on Toys, games and other crap my kids say they...

Need Better Boobs?

What do they say?  “Change your wife, change your life?”  No…wait…. All I know is...

Grace Cathedral

Stepping into a church when I’m not going to Sunday mass was stupid…..till I remodeled...

Flying With Kids

Mom flies with screaming kid, people think, “Bad Mother!”   Dad flies with screaming kid,...

The Kid’s Cell

I bought a cell phone for my 12 year old….not because he needs it, but...

How to Text & Drive

The only way to text and drive…..hire a kid.    I’ve got one that wants...

Beer On The Roof

Yes….it’s always better to get a view from the top. And involve alcohol, a ladder...

Best Shaved Ice in Los Angeles Brian’s

Best Shaved Ice in Los Angeles Brian’s  Every since I had Hawaiian Shaved Ice in...

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