Author Archives: Expert
“No” is a Good Reason?
My friend's son asked his Dad to take him paintballing. His Dad said, "No, can't,...
“Safest” City in America
You know it’s a safe beach city when you call the police at 2am about a dog...
Punishment Fit the Crime
My son came home with a detention for forgetting his book in another class. Okay,...
Church on Crutches
Limping into church on crutches to see my son’s preschool performance, I tripped and quietly said, “Oh...
Forget toys…get a Bag
Hundreds of dollars I spend on Toys, games and other crap my kids say they...
Need Better Boobs?
What do they say? “Change your wife, change your life?” No…wait…. All I know is...
Grace Cathedral
Stepping into a church when I’m not going to Sunday mass was stupid…..till I remodeled...
Flying With Kids
Mom flies with screaming kid, people think, “Bad Mother!” Dad flies with screaming kid,...
The Kid’s Cell
I bought a cell phone for my 12 year old….not because he needs it, but...
How to Text & Drive
The only way to text and drive…..hire a kid. I’ve got one that wants...
Beer On The Roof
Yes….it’s always better to get a view from the top. And involve alcohol, a ladder...
Best Shaved Ice in Los Angeles Brian’s
Best Shaved Ice in Los Angeles Brian’s Every since I had Hawaiian Shaved Ice in...