According to Dave Barry, a brilliant comedian and author of many books, the typical male goes through many lifestyle phases which can be easily mapped out according to the chart below:
AGE… PHASE…. INTERESTS
0-2 ……Infancy… …..Pooping
3-9 …….Innocence ….Guns
10-13 ….Awareness… Sex
14-20 ….Emancipation…. Sex
21-29 ….Empowerment…. Sex
30-39 …..Attainment….. Sex
40-65 ….MIDLIFE CRISIS OCCURS IN HERE
66-Death …..Contemplation…. Pooping
Spoken like the funny, hilarious man he is.
What’s not to love about Dave Barry?