Daddy did the dishes
The oohs and ahhs can start
Daddy washed the dishes
Without a single fart.

Daddy did the dishes
Mom can take a little break
Daddy washed the dished
Cause mostly dad’s a flake.

Women do dishes three, four, even five times a day, no one bats an eye.  Dad does the dishes once and the world falls on their knees bowing in thanks.