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My friend's son asked his Dad to take him paintballing. His Dad said, "No, can't,...

You know it’s a safe beach city when you call the police at 2am about a dog...

My son came home with a detention for forgetting his book in another class. Okay,...

Limping into church on crutches to see my son’s preschool performance, I tripped and quietly said, “Oh...

Stepping into a church when I’m not going to Sunday mass was stupid…..till I remodeled...

Mom flies with screaming kid, people think, “Bad Mother!” Dad flies with screaming kid,...

I bought a cell phone for my 12 year old….not because he needs it, but...

The only way to text and drive…..hire a kid. I’ve got one that wants...

Next time you ever get cast into a Television Show and they also want to...

What happens in the backyard…stays in the backyard. Unless you’re five and your mother carries...

My daughter can’t play soccer… She’s a happy player, a bit like Mary Poppins…chases butterflies,...

Nothing is more hilarious than reviewing your camera’s photos and discovering your four year old…...